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clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 13-05-00 13:40 Go to the latest reply I am on a paltry 15 postings. It has been obvious that some people have become senior by stuff like sending the same message 20 times. I won't do that - but for everyone who says hello to me in the forum, I will say hello back..... it'll help me on my way - lol - and stop me having to rack my brain for inane comments to make about continental matches I know nothing about.

liverpool Senior Member Premium Member 5787 posts Forum member since 06-01-00	posted 13-05-00 13:42 Hello.

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 13-05-00 13:45 Hello Liverpool Though they treat me like a fool You're the first to say hello Just 85 to go ! Oh yes, I didn't mention - my hello's in reply will be in verse !

russ posts Forum member since --	posted 13-05-00 13:50 Your claims about your website Made all the blokes mad with lust So it seems that of all the things you need to do Telling us your web address is a must

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 13-05-00 13:58 Oh Russ I can see from your label You're a member of senior rank But my homepage will just be a prize So at present you'll just have to w*** You didn't say "hello" !!

russ posts Forum member since --	posted 13-05-00 14:02 Clara clara you are a tease But I'm afraid I must resist I can't comply with your advise Cos I saw your homepage and sprained my wrist

Black A champ from Estonia 1509 posts Forum member since 10-01-00	posted 13-05-00 14:16 Hello clara. So the football winner for the month will get the address? I'm currently first in footy this month. Put your pictures ready!

russ posts Forum member since --	posted 13-05-00 14:22 Black, you've gotta share the web address with everybody, surely?

Black A champ from Estonia 1509 posts Forum member since 10-01-00	posted 13-05-00 14:24 russ, when you sending me a check for Ł10 I'm more than happy to reveal you personally the address.

Black A champ from Estonia 1509 posts Forum member since 10-01-00	posted 13-05-00 14:25 russ, if you will send me a check for Ł10 I'm more than happy to reveal you the address personally.

russ posts Forum member since --	posted 13-05-00 14:25 If I'm gonna do that I might as well send it straight to clara!!

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 13-05-00 14:25 Hello Black - you are top so far But the month is just half over Look over your shoulder, Estonian champ There might be a faster mover

russ posts Forum member since --	posted 13-05-00 14:31 I'm not as crude as I appear to be, And Black I like your wit, But send everybody the website address, So we can all perv at clara's **** I know that makes clara sound slightly odd, Disfigured, she's probably miffed, But I heard she also has a lisp, And she's a real goer when she's piffed

acole posts Forum member since --	posted 13-05-00 15:16 hello clara

Globster The Man With the Plan Premium Member 2597 posts Forum member since 25-03-00	posted 13-05-00 16:14 Hello clara <s>

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 13-05-00 16:23 hello to you acole your email says naches I hope your shares rise At the end of todays matches

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 13-05-00 16:25 Hello Mr Globster of the joker fame Keep on with improvements for this super game Your smile is your hallmark but dont smile at me Unless you are ready for what you might see

philk posts Forum member since --	posted 13-05-00 19:24 Hello Clara, any chance of a rhyme for me and your web address too please Because I want to be the first to see If you are a prick tease

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 13-05-00 21:19 It depends what rhymes with a name like philk Perhaps I'll message your body with milk Or if it is spoken more like philk I'll try pretty soon to make your day

tom96030 Northern Monkey 3886 posts Forum member since 23-07-01	posted 13-05-00 21:27 Hello clara Dont we get a prize aswell.

philk posts Forum member since --	posted 13-05-00 23:44 Philk(ay) it is Philk it'll stay Philk today Philk all day

ness Senior Member 139 posts Forum member since 30-01-00	posted 14-05-00 01:36 clara, stop teasing and show them the pics bring a smile to the faces of these back water hicks they'd better be good after all this hassle cos these fools will settle for nothing less than bits with tassles! hi clara --->Ness

Sniff Premium Member 1078 posts Forum member since 12-12-99	posted 14-05-00 01:39 Hello Clara

MadGun11 Dreamshares pundit and analyst 796 posts Forum member since 25-02-00	posted 14-05-00 15:58 What is this, Clara you've got all these blokes at your control.... Well since i too would like to see you up with the senior boys, i'll say hello! imagine the scene, the lights are dim, the music is smooth and gentle to the ear, you're sipping your drink, i walk up to you, embrace you around your waist and whisper into your ear... "Hi there, you like maths? Well how about we go back to my place, add me and you, subtract all clothes, divide your legs, and multiply? you know i've got the answer!" Hahahahah that has to be the cheesiest chat up line i could think of, but its quite funny isn't it?

philk posts Forum member since --	posted 14-05-00 16:16 Look Clara, if you really want to find yourself a senior member, pop round my house, mine is as old as me!

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 14-05-00 18:11 I feared all you guys just wouldn't care less 'bout a young girl like me until I heard ness say hello in this forum which quite made my day So I'll keep on with the poems - hip hip hooray

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 14-05-00 18:13 On this warm Sunday evening I'm wondering if or how I should answer our member called Sniff should I flirt ? should I tease ? I just have to know Cos it is kind of boring To just say "hello"

MadGun11 Dreamshares pundit and analyst 796 posts Forum member since 25-02-00	posted 14-05-00 21:08 Clara if your still there, lets just have a friendly conversation, whats your favourite male fragarence? Lets just talk about mundian stuff...

justus Senior Member 180 posts Forum member since 10-09-02	posted 14-05-00 21:48 Nice pick up line MadGun11. Maybe i should try too. Hello clara.

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 14-05-00 21:58 hello MadGun you cheeky guy I'm single so it's worth a try The scent I like (apart from raw sweat) Is - dont laugh - Brut - got any yet ?

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 14-05-00 22:00 justus - quite a long way down the queue but I'll still say a special HI to you our prospects don't seem good - it's barmy Cos you're off to join the bloody army !!

russ posts Forum member since --	posted 15-05-00 12:04 clara you've shown your skill with rhyme So now I think that it's time To prove you're not a fat smelly man Show us pictures and we'll understand But of course that would mean That you'd no longer get attention From ugly blokes up and down the land Licking their lips in desperation

russ posts Forum member since --	posted 15-05-00 12:04 clara you've shown your skill with rhyme So now I think that it's time To prove you're not a fat smelly man Show us pictures and we'll understand But of course that would mean That you'd no longer get attention From ugly blokes up and down the land Licking their lips in desperation

Rupesh posts Forum member since --	posted 15-05-00 16:59 Clara Clara I promised I wouldn't tell But baby darling you really smell You want everyone here to say hello but jesus darling, you're just a hoe Marks out of 10 ? (No offence Clara, just livening up a bit)

lobotommy The ultimate lobtic lobo!!! 138 posts Forum member since 03-02-00	posted 15-05-00 17:08 Russ is a poet And he dont even know it....

ness Senior Member 139 posts Forum member since 30-01-00	posted 15-05-00 21:46 clara, you never said hello to me that's not very nice i think you'll agree but i won't get angry, cos now i am boasting i've given you the honour of my hundreth posting!! cheers, ness..

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 15-05-00 21:57 ness, I'm repentant that you were missed I'd not be surprised if you felt pissed My excuse is the hour when you sent your post I was asleep counting sheep but now you can boast. The rest got just 4 lines in their HI from me But you have got eight and as you can see This fad has caught on - a junior no more And in the next few days I'll continue to soar !! Hi ness !

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 15-05-00 21:59 If a certain immature pervert whose name starts with R thinks I'll say hello to him, he can whistle !

philk posts Forum member since --	posted 15-05-00 23:09 A message for the perv called Rupesh With Clara mate, you shouldn't mess Or there soon will come a time When she cuts you down in rhyme Your sick e-mail has upset our friend So your creeping has got to end So give up now, whilst you still can You got around Mark to end your ban Accept your luck, that's the end of it Apart from this, Luton are SHIT!

philk posts Forum member since --	posted 15-05-00 23:12 Sorry Clara for fighting your fight But that ode to Rupesh came to me tonight I try to help a damsel in distress I will always do my best I hope that you aren't offended And that is it, my poems is ended!

alpharep Senior Member Premium Member 749 posts Forum member since 16-12-99	posted 15-05-00 23:38 It's not very often, as I go along, That I meet a bird who stands out in a thong, But as I travelled the road, right out of the blue I met a young lady, with my point of view She said, "Alpha, you know, I've been meaning to say, Most of the guys here, they sound pretty gay. There's Justus and Philk and oh, yeah, Big D, But I'm pretty sure they couldn't satisfy me. I like to be slapped when I step out of line, And that takes a real man - a man who can rhyme!" Now I don't want her pictures - they're probably crap, But I'm definitely willing to give her a slap!

philk posts Forum member since --	posted 16-05-00 12:49 Dear old Alpharep, poor old lad I've got some news, I'm afraid it's bad It's said you can't pull a bird with rhyme And giving her a slap is out of line Play it cool, y'know wine her and dine her Then take her home for a 69er Then if she ain't satisfied and starts bitching Put her in her place, back in the kitchen.

Deportee Senior Member 1060 posts Forum member since 10-05-00	posted 16-05-00 08:30 Clara, this is going to sound very desperate but I really do have a lot of money and I would really really like to see your pictures. What do you say we cut a deal? Sorry there's no rhyming but I think I'm about to explode.

russ posts Forum member since --	posted 16-05-00 09:58 To be a good poet you don't need wit And I don't need nobody to tell me I'm shit Once again philk has improved the banter By proving himself to be a sexist ranter So back to clara, who started this all Allegedly a woman, which leads me to think Her photos will show off her small feet All the better for getting nearer the sink

russ posts Forum member since --	posted 16-05-00 10:13 Here's a message to you all I've got the co-ordinates for spot the ball What can you give me in return? Give me offers and groats you can earn

Rupesh posts Forum member since --	posted 16-05-00 13:14 Can we all stop this obsession with that Clara type ? Anyone would think shs's Sharon Stone when really, even Lily Savage puts her to shame !! (P.S. Northampton are shite)

russ posts Forum member since --	posted 16-05-00 13:37 Just cos she's ignoring you and you're jealous!

Deportee Senior Member 1060 posts Forum member since 10-05-00	posted 16-05-00 14:07 Yes, come on Clara show us your baby feeders and I'll make you a star and a very pretty penny. God, do I sound sad or what?

russ posts Forum member since --	posted 16-05-00 14:10 You sound like Mr Sad from Sadland who's just heard a sad story about lots of sad orphans living in a sad room listening to a sad song on a sad-urday.

PetCat Forum Mascot 310 posts Forum member since 16-05-00	posted 16-05-00 18:09 miaow ! hello clara

scentury The wise one 243 posts Forum member since 07-05-00	posted 16-05-00 19:10 Clara, do you want to go out on a date with me?

Deportee Senior Member 1060 posts Forum member since 10-05-00	posted 17-05-00 11:14 Finally somebody has stopped beating around the bush (if you'll pardon the expression).

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 17-05-00 12:08 scentury I am afraid That right now I dont want to be laid Even if I did - I think you'd find I wouldnt go for a date that's blind No hard feelings - its the way things go So to prove the point I'll still say hello

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 17-05-00 12:10 PetCat you sound quite divine But then I'm a sucker for any feline Your lovely fur I would like to stroke (I'm assuming that you are a bloke !) Hello !

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 17-05-00 12:13 Hello to you dear Deportee I note you said hello to me From where were you deported mate ? - you turned up here....what a twist of fate! I'll say hello but you won't get your mits Anywhere near my precious t**s

Deportee Senior Member 1060 posts Forum member since 10-05-00	posted 17-05-00 12:15 ...but I'm rich and famous! What more do I have to do?

Deportee Senior Member 1060 posts Forum member since 10-05-00	posted 17-05-00 12:16 Amazing, I got there before Phil K. Now there's a turnip for the boks.

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 17-05-00 12:28 A note to you all while I still feel fresh It's about that arsehole called Rupesh. Who let him back in here - and why ? After the pic he sent of the bloke in the sty. Write to Mark - support a campaign To get him heavily banned again

Mattk001 The Predictor and Cheat Finder 1079 posts Forum member since 24-02-00	posted 17-05-00 12:31 It's amazing how much attention Clara is getting, there's nothing stopping a guy setting up an account pretending to be a girl is there. Let this comment be a warning (just in case).

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 17-05-00 12:45 <~~~~~is very very female thank you ! see the other thread (?"BOnus Prize") where my cousin - "Fist" verified my gender

Mattk001 The Predictor and Cheat Finder 1079 posts Forum member since 24-02-00	posted 17-05-00 12:50 We'll all take his word for it then shall we. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

russ posts Forum member since --	posted 17-05-00 13:11 clara probably is a girl, And she does sound up for it But she obviously loves herself, And that's when I normally quit But she's had the idea to bring some fun To this often tedious forum, Full of sensitive blokes not wanting to offend, Which is ridiculously boring

Rupesh posts Forum member since --	posted 17-05-00 14:19 Listen Clara, it was not me who sent you the photo, I'm beginning to think you made it up to get me banned, so any more of this garbadge and I'll have u done for Slander Got it ?

philk posts Forum member since --	posted 17-05-00 16:47 OK Deportee, you may be rich AND famous, but are you as good looking and muscular as well, just like me? Not to mention hung like a donkey!

scentury The wise one 243 posts Forum member since 07-05-00	posted 17-05-00 20:00 Clara, has a jumbo jet just landed or is it just my heart thumping at the thought of you?

justus Senior Member 180 posts Forum member since 10-09-02	posted 17-05-00 22:56 Shall we just leave clara alone?

hifive Junior Member 15 posts Forum member since 11-05-00	posted 17-05-00 23:09 philk - your comment about hung like a donkey made me wonder if Rupesh has got any pictures of donkeys in his collection.

philk posts Forum member since --	posted 17-05-00 23:37 I really don't want to know!

philk posts Forum member since --	posted 17-05-00 23:39 Justus, you only said that because you know you don't have a chance with me and MadGun around. Besides, I bet she is loving all the attention, after all she did start this thread.

ness Senior Member 139 posts Forum member since 30-01-00	posted 18-05-00 12:34 clara clara, you must be very proud to have attracted such an attentive crowd you came on our forum and in just a few weeks you become an integral part in the life of us geeks!! I'm intrigued to find what will become of this thread surely it's time to put it to bed cos it can't go on forever and a day cos i'm starting to think your a bloke and your gay!! hee hee only casting a line out to see what i catch!

Deportee Senior Member 1060 posts Forum member since 10-05-00	posted 18-05-00 10:50 Oh dear, take a long look at yourselves you sad people. I'm the only person here who stands any chance of getting into her knickers as I have the most (real) money and power. Ha ha ha, bow down before me you mere mortals before I get angry.

philk posts Forum member since --	posted 18-05-00 11:56 Deportee, why do you want to get into her knickers, are your too tight? I'm sure you would look bettin in sequin clad lycra cycling shorts.

Deportee Senior Member 1060 posts Forum member since 10-05-00	posted 18-05-00 12:24 I think I'll take that as a compliment (apart from the part where you said I was too fat). It's beside the point anyway, have you noticed that Clara and I turned up at the forum at pretty much the same time?

kvmfan Senior Member 103 posts Forum member since 24-01-00	posted 18-05-00 12:31 Deportee, if you are so rich and powerful and famous, why do you have to find a girl which you've never seen in real life on the Internet?? By the way, hello Clara!

brian clough Senior Member 166 posts Forum member since 13-01-00	posted 18-05-00 12:46 i really have been away to long, the forum is now actually entertaining to read! i thought i 'd choose this thread to start writing on the forum again so i could also say hello to clara!

Deportee Senior Member 1060 posts Forum member since 10-05-00	posted 18-05-00 14:18 kvmfan, I don't "have to find a girl" on the internet, it's just the challenge which intrigues me. I could have nearly anybody I want in the real world, this is just another little test for me.

philk posts Forum member since --	posted 18-05-00 14:29 Deportee, so you and 'Clara' turned up at the same time eh? I'm beginning to think that you are one and the same person......hmmmm, I'll have to get super sleuth Alpharep to investigte.

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 18-05-00 21:58 Hello there Mr Brian Clough ? Is that the real YOU or some other stuff ? I'm glad that you've been tempted back But worried that your wife might give you flack !

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 18-05-00 22:05 kvmfan hello - I'm confused Hang on and I'll tell you why I'm sure I posted a poem at lunch But it's gone - not a trace - makes me cry I cant remember what I said before And I'm so tired I cant compose much more So belatedly, here's a smile and hello I'm sure you're a sexy and splendid fellow

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 18-05-00 22:08 alpharep you deserve a brilliant verse But I'm sorry I'm knackered so here's something worse I've laughed till I squeeled at your exposes (that was French with an accent to rhyme with ways) As in so many ways I think you're a star Keep up the writing - I'm sure you'll go far Hello and g'night alpharep

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 18-05-00 22:10 By the way everyone - I see Rupesh is threatening to do me for slander. should I worry ? should I run off ? how about voting for which of me and him you would like to stay and which of us should vamoosh ?

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 18-05-00 22:12 a second (and last) by the way.... did anyone else notice (cos I just spotted it) that dear old ness 'cheated' himself into getting two poems by pretending he hadn't had one - lol ness - tut tut - you got a poem on 14/5 at 1811 and another one on 15/5 at 2157. you naughty boy !

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 18-05-00 22:25 I've just become Enthusiastic !!!

philk posts Forum member since --	posted 18-05-00 22:43 There are about 20 blokes in here who are getting enthusiastic with you Clara!

johnson3 Senior Member 257 posts Forum member since 12-03-00	posted 18-05-00 22:43 Hi Clara. Love ya. Fancy coming to my schools summer ball. Who could resist spending the weekend in Northampton with me?

Globster The Man With the Plan Premium Member 2597 posts Forum member since 25-03-00	posted 18-05-00 22:50 I vote for clara to stay. see ya Rupesh. Just before you go, I'd like to say it was nice knowing you - but it wasn't ! <s>

Deportee Senior Member 1060 posts Forum member since 10-05-00	posted 19-05-00 08:20 Northampton! Clara I will take you around the world at the drop of a hat, now are you going to go my way?

Deportee Senior Member 1060 posts Forum member since 10-05-00	posted 19-05-00 08:48 I've just been transformed into 'Enthusiastic' as well. Coincidence?

kvmfan Senior Member 103 posts Forum member since 24-01-00	posted 19-05-00 10:40 Just a little lesson for you, Deportee, you can 't buy love!

Deportee Senior Member 1060 posts Forum member since 10-05-00	posted 19-05-00 11:15 Who said anything about love?

kvmfan Senior Member 103 posts Forum member since 24-01-00	posted 19-05-00 15:24 I just don't think Clara is as pathetic as you are.

Deportee Senior Member 1060 posts Forum member since 10-05-00	posted 19-05-00 15:31 Hey, that's a half truth. Now begone my boy as I am expecting Clara to come to her senses any moment now, and I'd like us to be alone when she does. Interesting, there's been no verse for a fair while. Does that mean everybody is finally regaining some sanity?

scentury The wise one 243 posts Forum member since 07-05-00	posted 19-05-00 18:24 I love you Clara and I'm a women.

scentury The wise one 243 posts Forum member since 07-05-00	posted 19-05-00 19:25 I also have to admit that I have three accounts. Not only am I scentury but I am Deportee as well as Clara. Sorry If this affends anyone but I love all u guys really. Once again, sorry.

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 19-05-00 21:46 I am just me and nobody else ! I am having a bit of a tough time keeping up with a whole load of different threads at once. I am gonna be away for the next few days but don't panic - I will be back in time for the play off finals - so save ya banter until then. should I add "tee hee" as a cute girlish way of saying bye ?

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 19-05-00 22:00 johnson3 I should raise a warning finger Northants aint where I wanna linger I do not like the Carlsberg brew And I do not need to buy a shoe. You'd better make some other plans Cos I dont wanna dine at HANRAHANS Junction 15 of the M1 Isn't where I'd go for fun ! xxxxxx

Deportee Senior Member 1060 posts Forum member since 10-05-00	posted 22-05-00 08:46 That's impossible scentury as I am Clara.

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 26-05-00 22:37 No you are not. What a stupid message to return to from a gorgeous week in Lombardy. Who is Deportee ? Rupesh in disguise ?

Deportee Senior Member 1060 posts Forum member since 10-05-00	posted 30-05-00 08:07 Ah, it's good to have you back my dear.

scentury The wise one 243 posts Forum member since 07-05-00	posted 30-05-00 22:09 that's 99

scentury The wise one 243 posts Forum member since 07-05-00	posted 30-05-00 22:11 100

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 30-05-00 22:15 scentury, take a look at my opening to this series of messages......is typing '99' then '100' any better than resending the same message several times ? I had just started toying with the idea of accepting your offer of a date but now I am not so sure........

scentury The wise one 243 posts Forum member since 07-05-00	posted 30-05-00 22:25 Clara I'm so sorry. I love you so much. Please for give me! You'll break my heart if you say no.

Fist Senior Member 103 posts Forum member since 02-05-00	posted 13-07-00 16:09 here you are, debra

Deportee Senior Member 1060 posts Forum member since 10-05-00	posted 14-07-00 10:19 Why on earth has this been brought up again?

kotch illuminati Premium Member 2253 posts Forum member since 22-03-00	posted 20-07-00 19:45 hello , i am kotch. i kotch and wel......kotch u guess. i have been doing badly recently but thats cuz i have been superkotching. ou most probably have no idea what im talking about. probably...... kotch

matje Member 29 posts Forum member since 16-05-00	posted 26-07-00 18:26 HELLO!!! I am matje from holland, how much portings do you need to become a senior member?????? -xxx-

FM17 Senior Member 1030 posts Forum member since 02-05-00	posted 05-11-00 11:09 Looks like I got left out of this one before - hello clara ! Am I too late for a poem ?

HalP Senior Member 254 posts Forum member since 04-06-00	posted 15-02-01 23:01 This thread was much better than the pants one - and has been going for about nine months !

samuel The Wonderer Returns 752 posts Forum member since 19-07-00	posted 16-02-01 18:19 hello clara. i'm sam, the man, in the know.

ih8wolves Senior Member 143 posts Forum member since 24-07-01	posted 17-02-01 10:06 erm, clara is gone isn't she? scared off by scentury who was then scared off as a punishment

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 02-03-01 23:41 samuel samuel the one with the eye Say hello to me Or else I will cry !

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 02-03-01 23:44 I haven't gone totally - just that my visits are few and far between.

philk posts Forum member since --	posted 02-03-01 23:52 It's great to see you back, The World's a better place, Let's hope you come more often, That really would be ace!!

Wayne1958 Member 38 posts Forum member since 01-03-01	posted 03-03-01 03:52 Hello Clara I was just passing by when I read we should all stop and say hi. I thought it rude not to join in, but thought you had gone... a dreadful sin. It's nice to see you back once more, dreamshare operates an open door. Unless of course you have been banned I refer of course to coolhand. So stop by and give a reply, I really am a friendly guy. and like to read a new post or two, especially whn written by you!

samuel The Wonderer Returns 752 posts Forum member since 19-07-00	posted 03-03-01 09:27 hello clara. i've got a poem for you here, I want Wisdom but Wisdom’s only friend is time, who I run away from, but he always catches me and walks faster than I run, Time always gets his way, an uninvited guest who spends more just one day, told me the only way, that I can meet Wise if he brought his friend Mistake.

rogo 994 posts Forum member since 12-12-99	posted 03-03-01 09:44 hi clara

philk posts Forum member since --	posted 03-03-01 17:37 Sam, what the feck are you on?

samuel The Wonderer Returns 752 posts Forum member since 19-07-00	posted 03-03-01 17:43 that is some advise to welcome clara, whayt is wrong with that?

philk posts Forum member since --	posted 04-03-01 19:35 To 'welcome' Clara? she has been around for months Sam!!

Wayne1958 Member 38 posts Forum member since 01-03-01	posted 05-03-01 17:33 You were just welcoming her back, were you not Sam?

samuel The Wonderer Returns 752 posts Forum member since 19-07-00	posted 05-03-01 19:47 yes i was wayne. what is your problem, phil?

kotch illuminati Premium Member 2253 posts Forum member since 22-03-00	posted 05-03-01 20:35 sam, dont start with phil, you aint some DS hotshot, so lets drop the attitude, aight. kotch

philk posts Forum member since --	posted 05-03-01 22:36 I won't even bother to reply.

Wayne1958 Member 38 posts Forum member since 01-03-01	posted 06-03-01 01:24 Hold on Phil by saying you wouldn't bother replying.....does that mean you replied???? LOL

philk posts Forum member since --	posted 06-03-01 22:54 I didn't think anyone would notice that I had replied saying that I wouldn't reply, but after I had replied I couldn't not reply to my own reply after your reply to that reply which was in reply to the reply I wasn't goint to reply to. Got it?

Wayne1958 Member 38 posts Forum member since 01-03-01	posted 09-03-01 17:37 So was that a .... r e p l y?

philk posts Forum member since --	posted 09-03-01 23:00 Fcuk knows!

Wayne1958 Member 38 posts Forum member since 01-03-01	posted 11-03-01 12:21 Now that was a reply!! Does it stand for Football Club United Kingdom??

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 11-03-01 12:36 This once-beautiful thread is becoming inane Because of some posts from phil-k and Wayne Remember the purpose all those months ago Was for members to come in and just say - HELLO I promised in verse that I would reply And I think it is fair to say I DID try It looks like some more have added a greeting But I'm wary of risks of duplicitous cheating But for people who have not said Hi before I'll dredge up some poems just like before

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 11-03-01 12:39 Rogo - you added your name to the list Over a week has gone -you thought you were missed ! But that isnt the case I want you to know So to you like the others, I will say HELLO I see that you registered on the 3rd of the 3rd So welcome to the forum from a poetical bird !

aussiegirl 870 posts Forum member since 12-12-99	posted 12-03-01 02:13 Do you write poems for other women ? Hello (if you do)

Globster The Man With the Plan Premium Member 2597 posts Forum member since 25-03-00	posted 29-04-01 18:50 For new members of the forum who wonder why some of us go on about the good old days - here is the sort of marvellous thread that used to appear.

webmommie Senior Member 1025 posts Forum member since 02-04-01	posted 29-04-01 20:53 I see what u mean about the good ole days If u search hard enough it certainly pays I'm glad i stopped and had a look Perhaps we have found the next best selling book. btw hello clara

Globster The Man With the Plan Premium Member 2597 posts Forum member since 25-03-00	posted 07-06-01 05:57 Thank God this one was not eaten up during the change-over to the new server !

Trace Member 42 posts Forum member since 05-08-00	posted 05-07-01 21:56 No one not even boyfriend has ever written me even one poem.

identiti Discover your true 1127 posts Forum member since 17-04-01	posted 05-07-01 22:09 Clara Clara you are a nasty, Just like a very cold pasty. Why won't u let us see your pic, Are u afraid that it'll make us sick? C'mon Clara, don't be shy i'll take u for a balti in my hometown Lye. And if that doesn't work, i'll say hello, Coz that is wot the thread needed to show! So i give my plee, one last time, and hope u'll be generous this time. If u do, you'll be all things nice, like apples, berries, sugar and spice. Discover your true identiti.

identiti Discover your true 1127 posts Forum member since 17-04-01	posted 05-07-01 22:16 Clara, this is in the form of a sonnet, 14th century love poem! lol, it is 13 lines long, but wen u reply, u will complete the 14 lines, it takes 2,

identiti Discover your true 1127 posts Forum member since 17-04-01	posted 06-07-01 10:49 do i get a hello??? lol

bigrbuk chatroom waster Premium Member 1502 posts Forum member since 01-05-01	posted 06-07-01 11:24 Hello there Clara, trying to get my posts up as well!!

brucey Senior Member 471 posts Forum member since 11-06-01	posted 09-07-01 01:37 hello clara, you dont know me i am quite new, just though id drop in and say hello to you. i may not have money like Deportee, but you can be sure youll be happy with me. Im (unfortunatley)not hung like philk, but they say size dont matter anyway. As for Rupesh' cruel suggestions, Im sure youre prettiness comes in tons. As you can see im romantic at heart, i wouldnt cover your head in bed when i fart. Now i am married but dont give a shit, id give my left ball to see your right tt. so if you e-mail me right away, we'll go frolicking in the hay. these guys will all get jealous if they heard so just send a picture of some page 3 bird! If i carry on youll be here all night, and sure youre fed up with my rambling site! Hi by the way

identiti Discover your true 1127 posts Forum member since 17-04-01	posted 09-07-01 01:43 Does this mean i can have a secret love affair with jacquie now?

Globster The Man With the Plan Premium Member 2597 posts Forum member since 25-03-00	posted 04-10-01 23:11 Phew ! For a while I thought this one had gone for ever !

bone Success is a matter of luck ... just ask any failure! Premium Member 1481 posts Forum member since 15-08-01	posted 08-10-01 12:02 wow just read this thread and am quite glad I got the chance I didn't know my fellow gamers were such Poets. Not sure that Clara is still around or not hi if so

Globster The Man With the Plan Premium Member 2597 posts Forum member since 25-03-00	posted 28-02-02 14:19 Clara doesn't seem to be around - although she was one of the Southend crowd who did exist.

ih8wolves Senior Member 143 posts Forum member since 24-07-01	posted 20-05-02 12:35 this has been doing the rounds a bit hasn't it?

matbreeze Enthusiastic Member 66 posts Forum member since 16-07-00	posted 24-05-02 11:14 Hello Clara, I want to be a senior member too! thanks for letting me add another post to my tally of pointless comments, -Mat the 'Gro

ahhmygroin The Mouth Down South 1172 posts Forum member since 11-04-02	posted 25-05-02 07:17 i am a senior member too now i stired up a bit of a row when every one said i could'nt spell but now Groin is back to unleash more hell o yes i am back, better than be for, o yes owning every one, every one in ds (good?) GrOiNeR (o and heelo)

identiti Discover your true 1127 posts Forum member since 17-04-01	posted 16-06-02 13:22 where the hell did this 1 come back from???

briansheekey Man Lover 114 posts Forum member since 13-04-02	posted 29-06-02 19:28 hasnt this already been on or was it sum1 else. dont matter. Hello clara

chdemo Senior Member 207 posts Forum member since 19-04-02	posted 29-06-02 19:45 A thread that started 2 years ago... that must be a record. Is this becoming a myth or what? As clara ever existed? (though I'm not the Mystical one here Not sure that I'll get a reply but Hello clara. Next challenge is to dig out the first ever thread in the life of DS...

MARTYN Boro Boy 399 posts Forum member since 07-03-02	posted 02-07-02 19:42 c'mon keep it goin for longer! hello clara

rolandtodd I love my CAPITALS 4261 posts Forum member since 10-09-01	posted 09-07-02 23:31 Clara, A young lad no doubt gettin all you guys going , I bet it is a thick young lad taking the pizz again all you , Well clara prove you a fem .

mattlandsman A True Gooner 1730 posts Forum member since 15-06-01	posted 09-07-02 23:42 Isn't funny how people stillsay hello to Clara even though she hasn't posted since the 11th or March 2001. The True Gooner

Kenny2kk King of No-Lifers! 955 posts Forum member since 13-03-02	posted 10-07-02 12:36 did she every give out her home page address?

Globster The Man With the Plan Premium Member 2597 posts Forum member since 25-03-00	posted 05-08-02 19:38 "Clara doesn't seem to be around - although she was one of the Southend crowd who did exist." was what I wrote on 28th Feb - and that was no word of a lie. But I wonder if the time has come to announce who wrote all her poems for her !!!

taffy678 The Welsh Wizard Premium Member 4394 posts Forum member since 04-09-00	posted 05-08-02 19:51 jesus, don't say this is all coming out again lol

ahhmygroin The Mouth Down South 1172 posts Forum member since 11-04-02	posted 23-08-02 16:24 Does Clara have a Ds account if so what is her value ? gRoInEr

Globster The Man With the Plan Premium Member 2597 posts Forum member since 25-03-00	posted 25-08-02 13:54 She's long gone! But crikey was she fit!!!!!!

dbeard There's only one Beardos and only one United! 176 posts Forum member since 17-06-02	posted 28-08-02 17:49 Like a breath of fresh air she came into the forum and went.... Those that were around during that time are very lucky people. One can only dream of future posts as good as this one.

clara Poetry in Motion 161 posts Forum member since 01-05-00	posted 28-01-03 22:12 Oh happy happy days.... And Globster.....you thought I was fit did you? Whyever didn't you say so?

poster Junior Member 1 posts Forum member since 07-09-02	posted 28-01-03 22:30 hi

rolandtodd I love my CAPITALS 4261 posts Forum member since 10-09-01	posted 29-01-03 12:18 Imposter more like.

VIKIE87IN Member 42 posts Forum member since 28-02-03	posted 06-04-03 16:18 hi there.who r u ,so many replies astonished me. ur way of replying was as poor as a church's mouse. so there is nothing fascinating about u and nor about ur dumped adress.u dont even deserve 2 be a junior member.u dont deserve a hello

briniuk Senior Member 3527 posts Forum member since 17-12-02	posted 19-05-03 03:06 Blimey this thread is long Hello Clara m8 if your still on DS! Brini

Pump Senior Member 326 posts Forum member since 29-03-03	posted 23-05-03 19:55 it's long because they say she was fit

webmommie Senior Member 1025 posts Forum member since 02-04-01	posted 23-05-03 23:44 oh happy days, the old exciting posts perhaps we may even get back the cheese on toast or kylie under the bed lol elly

taffy678 The Welsh Wizard Premium Member 4394 posts Forum member since 04-09-00	posted 02-09-03 22:04 Elly, Chris gave up his Kylie hunt some time ago when he realised that he couldn't tell which was the real Kylie and which were the fake. Truth be known, I think it's his age! That basically sums up why it's not up for discussion anymore. She lives here with me in a cosy flat in Salford, GMEX is just up t'road and she loves singing there. heheheh

Pump Senior Member 326 posts Forum member since 29-03-03	posted 07-09-03 12:26 it's great to dream

nm11 Senior Member 109 posts Forum member since 19-08-03	posted 14-11-03 05:54 i take it the clara mith was never solved!

briniuk Senior Member 3527 posts Forum member since 17-12-02	posted 14-11-03 06:00 lmao! i bet it was a group of people that wanted to do summat crazy so they decided to come to DS. Well here at DS we dont take this kind of crazyness, all us braniacs can tell this is some vile joke

TraderK Premium Member 718 posts Forum member since 14-08-02	posted 14-11-03 06:05 Wow! What was that???? I thought I was in a music video from hell!

viper Senior Member 436 posts Forum member since 13-01-03	posted 18-11-03 12:32 dont tell me u read it all trader

Pump Senior Member 326 posts Forum member since 29-03-03	posted 18-11-03 21:54 May 2000 and still going strong

winny Who cares about the price, I've bought 'em Premium Member 3163 posts Forum member since 05-05-02	posted 12-07-06 17:27 Bump

djwshort74 Premium Member 502 posts Forum member since -16 Dec 2005-	posted 12-07-06 19:30 Reading the thread did anyone ever open the interet page that clara is on about ?

PhilK Fat B*****d Premium Member 6494 posts Forum member since 12-12-99	posted 12-07-06 22:03 Clara was very friendly and used to turn up at the DS meets which were fairly regular. She ended up marrying Tom96030 and they now live on a chicken farm in Bradford. Quite a few of us went to the wedding too and had a great time.

negende Senior Member 780 posts Forum member since 11-12-04	posted 13-07-06 11:56 ............ some old names on here...webmommie,identiti,ahmygroin Traderk,samuel etc.....where are they all now?

tom96030 Northern Monkey 3886 posts Forum member since 23-07-01	posted 14-07-06 18:36 Hi y'all. I did marry Clara but things didn't work out. She never told me of her past so when the photos appeared on the web it was a bit of a shock. We drifted apart when the farm was strugglng for money and she want back to her 'modelling' against my wishes. Not got time to play DS full time like I used to but still pop in now and then to see what's going on.

Wesley Senior Member 754 posts Forum member since - Feb 12:02:18 2005-	posted 14-07-06 19:40 identiti still plays. How come this thread has survived anyway? The majority of threads have been eaten up.

winny Who cares about the price, I've bought 'em Premium Member 3163 posts Forum member since 05-05-02	posted 14-07-06 22:08 Wesley, I must have a magic touch. Tom, are you going to shame her then by posting some of your 'personal' photos. That is what all on this thread were after! If you need web space email them to me....

Wesley Senior Member 754 posts Forum member since - Feb 12:02:18 2005-	posted 26-09-06 14:06 Magic touch eh. Don't think so

Mister_Neee Senior Member 1297 posts Forum member since 30-09-03	posted 26-09-06 14:17 whose touching who now???

Pump Senior Member 326 posts Forum member since 29-03-03	posted 22-10-06 01:03 This post still going? well Obviously

PhilK Fat B*****d Premium Member 6494 posts Forum member since 12-12-99	posted 04-11-09 14:53 Clara eh? Like Sandrina? Or Aussiegirl? The list is endless...... but I did always suspect who it was... ..Dan.

liverpool Senior Member Premium Member 5787 posts Forum member since 06-01-00	posted 04-11-09 16:00 Blimey Phil, how did you dig this old thread up

PhilK Fat B*****d Premium Member 6494 posts Forum member since 12-12-99	posted 05-11-09 12:30 Just trawling through the forums Steve and it was there. And I was as surprised as you. How are ya anyway?

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